Video Stuff

Jared has posted a slew of new movie reviews.

A new video has been posted and we would like to apologize about how long it has taken, we've been trying to show them in order but some are just too big to get on here (so we are skipping a few).

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Out of the tabloids and into your CD play, Pete Doharty and the boys of Babyshambles are back to remind you all that their more screwed up than uyou are. Babyshambles' second album, Shotter's Nation, and Ben has the inside scoop. Too bad no one cares :(

Say What?

Jared has posted a mini-review of Say Anything's new album.

You really don't want to look at this

Christian is a horrible person.

Drawings

Jacob has posted a new drawing of sorts and has posted an article, if you havent already seen it.

Ku-Ku-Kubrick!

Jared has posted about his excitement over his new DVD and there is a new poll. If you vote for other, share what line it is. Also, whoever is the person who is determined to be the only person to vote negatively in every poll, reveal yourself!

Oh, and please use the message boards, even just a little. Fuck you Christian.

Ron Paul-Giamatti

Brent did it.

E-FIGHT!

Along with a new video up at the new video page, you will notice that in the side bar is a link to our new message boards. There is now a Gabazooba message board at which you can further discuss certain things written about on the site (Across the Universe, Children of Men) or start a normal discussion. Have fun!

Uh, Uh, Uh, Update!

Jared has returned, after being delayed a day by drug overdose, with the return of his weekly movie picks.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

Good news everyone! Christian had a esteemed guest writer drop by for the first of a two part series about life! Go check it out.

Across the Universe Review? YES!

The highly anticipated review for the highly anticipated Across the Universe is finally here thanks to Brent. Finally, something to combat Jacob's lies!

Do You Smellalelel What The Gabazooba Is Cooking?

Jared has posted a new article on the art of loving movies.

Also, if anyone actually thought Time Machinestein was a real show, it was fake. Jared made it up.

Kid Nation: The Definitive Social Commentary

Do you like Kid Nation? If so, you may be interested to hear what social expert Ben Slaughter has to say. If you don't, good for you!

Cracka Boom- It's An Upadte!

Jared has posted the treatment for an un-produced kids show.

Also, if anyone had trouble viewing the video on our new video page, it should be fixed now.

Big Update

In case you havent noticed, we have added a Video section to Gabazooba, where we will be posting videos from WAVE TV. They will be posted every few days and one by one. WAVE TV means a lot to mostly every writer here at Gabazooba, so we hope you enjoy this new addition to the site, we know most of you will. Let us know by voting on the new poll.

Also, starting tommorow Jared will be posting a new article everyday for the next week. So please check back daily for new articles and new videos. Peace.

Update: Jacob

Jacob has torn apart the highly anticipated new musical, Across the Universe.

New Poll And Article!

With the outpur of content here at Gabazooba lately, the new poll seems only fitting. Feel free to be brutaly honest. We are all busy with school and promise to try and post more.

Also, Jared has posted a new article to better your shopping experince.

It's Poll Time

I never realized so many people loved Underdog. Well, this time we are going to explore our favorite living director here at Gabazooba and ask you what your favorite Uwe Boll film is.

Feel free to discuss.

Another New Poll

It seems that the only thing that gets updated lately is the polls and I'm running out of ideas for them, so feel free to suggest.

Until then, what really shitty movie do you feel should have done better at the box office this summer?

New Poll!

Let us know how much you hate High School Musical!


Dina, stay out of this.

Shoot 'Em Up

Do you laugh at torture, and clench your stomach in joyous pain at the sight of death? Then Shoot 'Em Up may be for you, come find out.

Update: Jared

Jared has just shared with you his greatest unheard secret to getting women and has started a brand new recurring article.

Stu's Review

Have you ever heard of Stu Peterson? Most people haven't! Brent has employed Stu's expertise, perhaps you should read his extremely controversial review?

New Poll!

A new poll has been posted. Let the world know what you find to be the worst movie you have ever seen. If you choose the other option, please specify.

Update: Jacob

Jacob has posted an article on an interesting trend in music.

Family Guy Syndrome?

Do you suffer from Family Guy Syndrome? Perhaps you should ask somebody like Brent?

Bioshock review

Christ posted a game review, Bioshock actually. It's 100% pretty sweet.

Chuck Taylor

Chuck Taylor is a man that can only be described as the single greatest wrestler in history.

Update: Jared

Jared has posted a review of The Honorary Title's new album, "Scream And Light Up The Sky".

Our First Poll

Our first Poll has been posted in the navigation tab to the right. Please vote and come here to discuss.

The Winds Of Change

Here at Gabazooba, we are going to start trying some new things out. First, we've added a new writer named Chrisitian. Maybe you've heard of him. Secondly, we will be posting new polls every few days so please vote and discuss the question. We will also be trying some other new things out, like writer debates, when we get some time. Also, I promise that more articles will be posted, at the very least I will try to post an article myself every other day.

We would also like to ask a few things of you, the loyal reader. Will everyone please try to comment all the articles and treat the comment section like a message board. Please promote this site and try to get more people to visit here reguarly. Lastly, tell us what you want to see here at Gabazooba, we'd love hear your suggestions. This site can be something bigger and better with your help.

Thank You.

- Jared

Update: Jared

Jared has posted a revealing look at The Moral Decay Of Society.

Upadate: Jared

Jared has laid down the law in his rant on High School Musical.

Update: Jared

Jared has posted his first movie pick of the week.

Update: Brent

Brent had laid down the law with his review of Superbad.

Update: Jacob & Jared

Jacob has posted his first blog.

Jared has posted a review of Rescue Dawn.

Update: Brent & Jared

Brent has asked his readers to be patient.

Jared has introduced himself.

Welcome To Gabazooba

Welcome everyone to Gabazooba. Chances are that if you are reading this then you probably know who we are already. But for those of you who don't, Gabazooba is comprised of Ben, Brent, Jacob, and Jared. Ben and Brent live in Orlando, while Jacob and Jared reside in Panama City. Gabazooba is where these fine young men, and I do mean fine, come to converse about all things entertainment and try to reach out to the world on important issues. If your looking for a site like CNN.com or EW.com, then look elsewhere. But if you found yourself enjoying Death Office, The 3, or even Face Off 2: Clothes Off, then this is the place for you. If you know what those movies are, then this definitely is the place for you. Welcome to Gabazooba.

Coming Soon

UNDER CONSTRUCTION.